Anger Management
It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their colleagues. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.
We do, however, realise the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with colleagues.
Therefore, a list of 13 New and Innovative 'TRY SAYING' phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.
1.Try saying: I think you could do with more training
Instead Of: You don't have a f***ing clue, do you?
2.Try saying: She's an aggressive go-getter.
Instead Of: She's a f***ing power-crazy b*tch
3.Try saying: PerhapsI can work late
Instead Of: And when the f*** do you expect me to dothis?
4.Try saying: I'mcertain that isn't feasible
Instead Of: F***off a*se-hole
5.Try saying: Really?
Instead Of: Well f*** me backwards with a telegraphpole
6.Try saying: Perhapsyou should check with...
Instead Of: Tell someone who gives a f***.
7.Try saying: I wasn't involved in the project.
Instead Of: Not my f***ing problem.
8.Try saying: That's interesting.
Instead Of: What the f***?
9.Try saying: I'm not sure this can be implemented within the given timescale.
Instead Of: No f***ing chance, mate.
10.Try saying: It will be tight, but I'll try to schedule it in
Instead Of: Why the f*** didn't you tell me that yesterday?
11.Try saying: He'snot familiar with the issues
Instead Of: Hes got his head up his f***ing a*se.
12.Try saying: Excuseme, ir?
Instead Of: Oi, f*** face.
13.Try saying: Ofcourse, I was only going to be at home anyway.
Instead Of: Yeah, who needs f***ing holidays anyway.
